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Wtf Dean lol

Let me introduce you to my boyfriend, Johnny Depp.

xlelou:

You know, he’s a famous actor, so he got famous friends

He’s also a good musician, and he loves playing music for me

He even does the houseworks!

Sometimes, he’s so romantic.. So we take romantic baths together <3

Yesterday, he even took me to the restaurant!

Sometimes, we love playing like 2 little kids =D

Sometimes we just like chilling at home with a book..

And sometimes… ;-)

My boyfriend is perfect <3

chaystar:

beaversandcupcakes:

theforestofvarricschest:

biacomcafe:

metropolismarvel:

A BRILLIANT DISGUISE FOILED

I KNEW IT

WHAT A TWIST

THE PLOT THICKENS

OH MY GOD THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

chaystar:

beaversandcupcakes:

theforestofvarricschest:

biacomcafe:

metropolismarvel:

A BRILLIANT DISGUISE FOILED

I KNEW IT

WHAT A TWIST

THE PLOT THICKENS

OH MY GOD THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

I saw that! You DO have gum!
chaystar:

Finally a phone designed for humans

chaystar:

Finally a phone designed for humans

literally-microwaving-placentas:

How does this even come into your mind?

literally-microwaving-placentas:

How does this even come into your mind?

Tears for Fears.

Tears for Fears.

I wanna be Tumblr famous

more than anyone else ever was

To reblog is my life

The computer is my best friend

I will follow as much as I can

Searching only for the best

Follow me back and I’ll

Draw you a picture

Tumblr fame, if it’s mine then it’s yours!

 I know it is my fate

My Tumblr, it’s my whole life!

It’s my world I cannot refuse

Our blogs will pull us through

Reblog me and I’ll reblog you

Tumblr fame, I can achieve

Every blog I defeat on the way

I will rise up through

Post what I need to

To claim Tumblr fame

Blog with me, all day and night

There’s no better website

If we post the best we will get

Tumblr Fame!

heyfunniest:

maliks-pimp-stump:

bonerflower:

catbountry:

owl-recluse:

swag-ler:

oncelerlaughingalonewithpancakes:

joshuathepapercat:

matthewdavidcameron:

dennerbean:

sarkyfancypants:

didneyworl-no-uta:

thelilnan:

alexzand3r:

jesus christ our sex ed teacher actually and literally showed this to us today. i could not stop laughing what is even going on

(in the video there’s a sound problem, change the quality to 240p for it to work)

what

what

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

“It’s alright, Ducky. It’s ok to stare.” NO IT’S NOT, DUCKY. IT’S NOT OK.

“Captain Winky!”

Captain Winky

Captain Winky

CAPTAIN WINKY

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AT ALL

What the hell??

I HAD TO WATCH THIS VIDEO EVERY YEAR FOR SEX ED DURING MIDDLE SCHOOL

I CAN’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY EVER

THAT FUCKING DUCK

is this seriously shown in schools
tell me it isn’t

Is this a joke?? wha- it’s like a kids cartoon i don’t get wha-

did it jusT FUCKING ENCOURAGE BEASTIALITY

what is I don’t wHY

FREE WILLY

OH NO YOU DI’INT!

i’m done

What the fuck did I just watch?