Wtf Dean lol
Let me introduce you to my boyfriend, Johnny Depp.
You know, he’s a famous actor, so he got famous friends
He’s also a good musician, and he loves playing music for me
He even does the houseworks!
Sometimes, he’s so romantic.. So we take romantic baths together <3
Yesterday, he even took me to the restaurant!
Sometimes, we love playing like 2 little kids =D
Sometimes we just like chilling at home with a book..
And sometimes… ;-)
My boyfriend is perfect <3
A BRILLIANT DISGUISE FOILED
I KNEW IT
WHAT A TWIST
THE PLOT THICKENS
OH MY GOD THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
I wanna be Tumblr famous
more than anyone else ever was
To reblog is my life
The computer is my best friend
I will follow as much as I can
Searching only for the best
Follow me back and I’ll
Draw you a picture
Tumblr fame, if it’s mine then it’s yours!
I know it is my fate
My Tumblr, it’s my whole life!
It’s my world I cannot refuse
Our blogs will pull us through
Reblog me and I’ll reblog you
Tumblr fame, I can achieve
Every blog I defeat on the way
I will rise up through
Post what I need to
To claim Tumblr fame
Blog with me, all day and night
There’s no better website
If we post the best we will get
Tumblr Fame!
oncelerlaughingalonewithpancakes:
jesus christ our sex ed teacher actually and literally showed this to us today. i could not stop laughing what is even going on
(in the video there’s a sound problem, change the quality to 240p for it to work)
what
what
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
“It’s alright, Ducky. It’s ok to stare.” NO IT’S NOT, DUCKY. IT’S NOT OK.
“Captain Winky!”
Captain Winky
Captain Winky
CAPTAIN WINKY
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AT ALL
What the hell??
I HAD TO WATCH THIS VIDEO EVERY YEAR FOR SEX ED DURING MIDDLE SCHOOL
I CAN’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY EVER
THAT FUCKING DUCK
is this seriously shown in schools
tell me it isn’tIs this a joke?? wha- it’s like a kids cartoon i don’t get wha-
did it jusT FUCKING ENCOURAGE BEASTIALITY
what is I don’t wHY
FREE WILLY
OH NO YOU DI’INT!
i’m done
What the fuck did I just watch?
